Introducing The Food Advent Calendar: Mmm, Did Someone Say Reindeer Burnt Ends?

Categories: Holidays

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Alice Laussade
Oh, shit. December 2nd can't come soon enough. Click to embiggen.
​ Advent calendars are cool. They help you remember the current date, sometimes they have chocolate in them and they help you count down to Christmas Day (which is known to be one of the greatest holidays ever).

This Advent calendar is obviously way better than those other ones, though, because while it tells you the date and also helps you count down to Christmas, it also yells at you what you should be eating on each day if you're a true fan of The Big JC's b-day.

Go eat some tacos, beetches! And don't forget to marinate those unicorn horns before you broil them. Really makes a difference.

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9 comments
Robert
Robert

Artistic expression: B-Penmanship: a solid B+

Chris Danger
Chris Danger

Im looking forward to digesting and moving out all 400z of peppermint bark out of my lower regions on monday :)

Alex in Allen
Alex in Allen

Where's Kergo?  Ya'll be gettin' a break today (snap and swivel guuuurl). Time for the useless turds to post mundane drivel with the freedom of no "city of ate" policing-or entertainment.

foodbitch
foodbitch

Uh...what the heck did I do?

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

holy shit, reindeer burnt ends, yes, oh and I just followed you on twitter and foodbitch just lost a reader

Ralph
Ralph

You being gayA+

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

nothing, its just a bit, and Im now following you too!

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

I've been following Alice, and now I too am following @foodbitch..she better be funny!

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