Everything Is Going to Be OK: Whataburger to Introduce Spicy Ketchup

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Everyone! The world is a good and wonderful place. Whataburger's Twitter feed, and this fancy blog, confirms the rumor is true: Whataburger will be getting a limited batch of tiny, spicy ketchups on January 2. Well played, Whataburger. Well played.

Sure, we've been known to prefer the double-double, but the late-night allure of Whataburger will always have us in a Twilight-like trance.


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Dcrccc12
Dcrccc12

I worked @ what-the-hell a burger as a General manager for about one year ....the ketchup is good the company is very screwed up!!!!!

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cp
cp

Kerg- just wondering about your obsession with chix parm. Never heard someone love it as much as you seem to.

cp
cp

I only wonder if it will taste any better than when I mix in Cholula with my ketchup.

ObserverFan
ObserverFan

I like mixing mayo & ketchup together for dipping my fries. I also love thick cut fries with tons of malt vinegar on them. Yummmmy. Tabasco + ketchup is alright too. Too bad I'm not a huge Whataburger fan. Why do we pronounce it 'waterburger'? Someone visting asked me that.

just sayin'
just sayin'

I am not sure how they did it, but Whataburger ketchup is the best ketchup on the fucking planet. I have no interest in trying the spicy version when the original is already perfect. Whataburger making a spicy ketchup is the same to me as a girl with big natural tits getting a breast reduction.

vinny
vinny

Goody!!!  Maybe next they'll introduce a  decent hamburger.

Sundey McClendon
Sundey McClendon

My favorite ketchup and the only one I use anymore is Twisted Root Chipotle Ketchup, which I buy in bulk while stuffing as many free spicy pickles as I can in my purse.I don't want to oversell it, but it's probably what was in the holy grail at the last supper. 

 I am doubtful that this will taste anything like TR, but a girl can dream. 

Wes T S
Wes T S

Whataburger's Ketchup is already like gold. Now its hypergold.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Am I the only one hoping it's spiked with sriracha? Kinda doubt it though.

Joe
Joe

Tabasco didn't come from the east coast. Don't get too upset everyone. Kergo is just trolling everyone. Really...who comes back to a food blog more than once to check for comments. Well....merry Christmas all. Watch, this is gonna get commented on by Kergo because he's pathetic and has nothing better to do. I'm going to go try some spicy ketchup!

Steven
Steven

@tacoeater69 @PJPetrides Have you seen this??

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Ahhh Heaven!  Drawing everyone offsides. This is a X-mas present for me. I don't dislike Ketchup, I despise it.  Common folk.  

ps Watch This:______

Why People from the East Coast are Superior:

-they don't like ketchup-they would never eat nasty grits; they don't even know what they are!-they like champs, like the Sawx; finishing second is NOT cool. -they colonized Texas, and made it better-they like good food (chix parm, priazzo, etc.) and ya'll be sayin' what?-the blogs don't let people like TW, JD, dr. g., scott and Mary participate-too lame. 

Merry Christmas (let's make sure I get the Dallas demo correct here)  rednecks, trendsters, hipsters, yuppies, tollways tramps, patio slugs, and people from Garland-oh yeah and other shitty burgs like HEB, Arlington, Mesquite, Little Elm. 

Kergie Out.

Peace be with ya'll.  Happy new Year.  I hope the New Year finds you folks prosperous, happy and well. 

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

I will grab some of these to try on my hot dogs at home, nothing like a litte more spice in your life.  Wow, I just typed that.  Im turning myself into GnG, Sturm dont tase me bro

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Can't support you on that, Kerg.

Anything not Heinz or Whataburger's ketchup sucks, yes. Ketchup on burgers sucks. But ketchup for fries? Hellz yes.

So, uh, writer people....what makes it spicy?

And why the hell didn't I know Whataburger was on Twitter?

Kcaj Nella
Kcaj Nella

Kergo 1 Spaceship - it's for the fries, you moron!

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

I LOVE chicken parm....LOVE IT!  It's great on a bun, in a wrap, with a white sauce, red sauce, pasta, rice, etc.  Love it!

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

wouldnt it be more like a naturaly big breasted girl getting getting implants, whats the point in adding to something that was oh so perfect before.  Damn guess Im headed over to Cabaret Royale

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Blasphemy, libel, and trolliness all in one post.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Sir,   Nothing, and I repeat nothing, is wrong with a Whataburger.  You must have dull taste buds, or don't like juicy burgers.  The vegan blog is two doors down Jack. 

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

I wonder WHAT they are going to put in the ketchup to make it spicy?  

Sugar
Sugar

thanks for the info on Kergo being a troll..... was about to comment about him being a real ass... don't need to now

primi_timpano
primi_timpano

I thought East coast people put ketchup on their hamburgers.  My Atlanta friend calls them Yankee burgers.  And I must defend HEBs honor to be un-shitty.  It is a fine grocery store, originally from San Antonio, it has good tortillas.  Had an excellent bowl of pinto a few weeks ago in the Ennis HEB,

Whataburger®
Whataburger®

We are using real jalapeño puree to make it spicy

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

yuck!  that's what mustard is for, you redneck!  

Kcaj Nella says,   "der der der, can youin pass da katshup for my friiiiiies!"

ps-probably like mayo.

Guest
Guest

His brain is fried. So maybe he should dunk his head in a bowl of ketchup. Preferably with lot's of Tabasco!

The_Accidental_Tourist
The_Accidental_Tourist

Whataburger made (2) posts saying it was pureed jalapenos. They have been deleted off of here.

They were legit because if you clicked "Whataburger", it took you to their Twitter page.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Kergo farts more interesting things than you type.  Now go melt in my jug of sun tea

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

That's it...that's all you bring?  blah blah blah, "I was gonna comment, but, and and and I have nothing else".   Here is an idea.........have a point, and learn how to put the said points to words; then the words make sentences, which make thoughts!  Novel concept. 

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

shhhhhhh, they do...I'm just tryin' to star a riot.  HEB is great; but HEB sucks. 

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Kerg's was referencing the societal wasteland known as HEB (Hurst/Euless/Beford), not the good strong supermarket chain..

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

He's actually trying to draw the fine and not-so-fine folks of Hurst, Euless, and Bedford offsides.

HEB the store is overrated slightly.

Montemalone
Montemalone

Hey Whata, do you know what Jack uses in his tacos? It's not meat, but it sure tastes good.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano

I also cannot find much to do with ketchup other than to dip fries or to top a meatloaf when nothing better is available in the kitchen.  Like Booker, I spice up my ketchup with Tabasco, and I am betting there is no Tabasco because it doesn't say so on the wrapper.

Absolutely positively leave the ketchup off the burger.

Belgium and other parts of Europe put mayo on the fries, the brits put on malt vinegar

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

h hhah ahhha hhhhahhahahhha!  The wife must really miss you when you are gone; THAT humor!  Fried. Ketchup.     Haaaahhahahhahhha! Hey, when are you going to start yer Balkans war line of humor??  You , you funny guy you. 

ps-Head. Bowl. I'm still laughing at how humerous the post was-jeeeshhh.  Now you and Jon Daniel get together and make a funny, retarded pact.

Nick R.
Nick R.

I'm seeing the Whatburger's comments on our end. Do you not see them above, AT?

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Now I gotta say, ketchup on meatloaf is good. I bet the ketchup is made of conventional ketchup, with generic hot sauce added. That should be it.  They are not spending a ton of money on this.  Love WB's philosophy....keep it simple; and add a little jazz.

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