Guy Fieri Just Marked His Territory at Il Cane Rosso

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Il Cane Rosso
Maple and Motor, you're not alone.

This morning Il Cane Rosso posted this on their Facebook page:

Cane Rosso is CLOSED at lunch today for a private Holiday Party. We will re-open for dinner at 5pm! Come down and try some of Deep Ellum Brewing Company's beers AND a Lockhart Burnt Ends Pizza - while they both last.

Bullshit, of course. Too many places have been obscurely closing this week for a few hours. And how could DDD hit Dough, Pecan Lodge (they go there Sunday) and Maple and Motor, and not hit winner-of-all-things Il Cane Rosso?

So there it is, Guy Fieri's tag. He's like the Banksy of insufferable food personalities. If you prefer the real thing, here's a photo of Fieri in the flesh with owner Jay Jerrier:

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Il Cane Rosso


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Fakefoodiehater
Fakefoodiehater

I drove a long way to try this joint, unknowingly on the same day Guy Douche Bag was shooting his "I know more than the guy who owns the place" show.   So I did not get to try it as some guy at the front door sheepishly apologized about the closure.  I won't be coming back.  I'll try one of the other other Naples pizza fad places instead, before going back to real places like Scalini's and Campisi's for good. 

primi_timpano
primi_timpano

I eat at Cane Rosso and except for last visit's salty dough, it has all ways been exceptional. Being a regular and seeing a lot of bathroom wall space, may I place my Tag on a similarly sized if bathroom wall. If necessary I will follow FN ' s lead and get an art team for quality control: designer, art director, tagger, etc. Cool Jerry?

Canker
Canker

I am boycotting all the shit holes the douche visited tis week. Everyone should join me in this fight against douchebags everywhere.

@theburbanist
@theburbanist

Jesus, he's pooping that stencil all over my favorite places. I needs to try me some Pecan Lounge. Sounds swanky.

Lee
Lee

WHY, JAY?! WHY?!

MattL1
MattL1

Why was he there?  Cane Rosso is not a diner, a drive-in or a dive.  

I don't mind his eating there, I guess, but must he leave that obnoxious thing on the wall?  

TLS
TLS

The ego of this guy is off the charts!

EPDallas
EPDallas

Just think of all the suburban ranch dipper this will bring to Cane Rosso... looking forward to THAT! 

Lemonjello
Lemonjello

just above the tag, you can see a drilled hole in the wall with an anchor. perhaps they removed a picture/frame and plan on returning it, thus covering up the sig?

Nic Rodriguez
Nic Rodriguez

Couple things: 1) Does he have someone on staff whose job it is to tag all these joints or does he carry all the paint in what imagine to be a totally sweet fanny pack?  2) Does this one look noticeably more hardcore? Like maybe he heard us talking about him yesterday.

Imaginary QB
Imaginary QB

If Guy Fieri tagged my restaurant, I would burn it down, gauge out my own eyes, and then die of exposure on a rock near the sea.

Paco Jamal Warner
Paco Jamal Warner

$100 to the person who brings me his peroxide-scarred scalp so I can turn it into a toupée for Richie Whitt.

Ed Dunkel
Ed Dunkel

more bathroom wall space than Maple & Motor?

mark zero (Jason)
mark zero (Jason)

If you're calling them that I'll bet you probably haven't been to any of them.

Guest
Guest

Sorry, nothing is going to keep me from Cane Rosso. Not even a signed stencil painted portrait of the living dead.

Guest
Guest

It is kinda, dive-ish.

Lcirvin
Lcirvin

that's where the cow skull goes..it's the only way you guys can find the restroom

mark zero (Jason)
mark zero (Jason)

They're expanding next year, moving into a whole new building they will build next door that they say will be 3x as big and turning that one into a grocery store.

So, besides the improved parking, we can also go giggle at this mark being in a grocery store :)

p.s. was beginning to think I was the only one here who goes to Afrah :)

Texas Fan
Texas Fan

If he tagged your restaurant, your business would likely go up tenfold and you'd make money hand over fist...and thank him for the visit...but that would mean you were an adult, who had a modicum of sense or success...cause only someone, with not much sense would "burn down" their place after a food network star and hit tv show paid a visit...enjoy the rock by the sea.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano

Tell Jerry to watch the salt in his pizza dough--way too much my last visit. I'd chop out that douche tag and sell it on eBay. Either Gee Pantsonfire will bid it up or face the ignominy of seeing his brand shart priced for the nickels and dimes it barely deserves to attract.

WhirledNews
WhirledNews

Someone doesn't understand sarcasm...

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