The Five Most Annoying Current Fast Food Trends

• Nick & the Dallas Observer, They may be idiots, but you show how little class and etiquette of any kind (let alone food), With your truck stop language and obvious disdain for your readers.  Sounds to me like you need another job and the Dallas Observer should be ashamed at hiring someone like yourself. A real foodie!!!

• "If people want shit then give them shit" Miles Davis

• And do we really need a Califoreign outfit trying to tell us how to eat stuff Aminal-style ?

• No, it would be a stacked 7-layer chimichalupaburritataco crunch. 

• Menu craziness at Taco Bell is fully endorsed by "Mr. Bell". That was his real name, you know.

• Fucking hilarious. I award you 37 internet points.

• The double ultimate is one wondermous burger if there isn't a Whataburger nearby when the 2am munchies hit.  Also doubles as a great hangover cure.

• Pssh. Taco Bell Fires Back Against Pussies With New Burrito

• I really hope that there's a marketing professor reading this post who will adopt teaching the "Burger King's "fuck it" strategy" to our young minds. Hilarious.

• Nick, Thought you had found something new this morning when i saw you had read an article at Adage, so I followed your link to Ad Age, totally different but old and used a lot so I guess it is an Adage. Thanks for keeping it real.

• So that would make it in the parallel nega-verse that is Jesusland? 

• Believe it or not, that's what we were told by training managers when myself and my brother worked at Wendy's for our first job- naturally it was one of our first questions.

• Do you know why Wendy's burgers are square? Because they don't cut corners! Ha

• Whaaaaa, do you get trans-fats in hamburger meat? Are they feeding the cattle chemistry sets in the feed lots? Cooking the meat in oils with partially hydrogenated oils?

• I like the fact that you yack on the term "artisan", as any rational human should, yet a few posts down, there's young Lauren touting some B.S. "artisan" ice cream for Thanksgiving dessert.  It's nothing more than marketing buzzword vomit.

• I'm tired of Emerald or whoever it is with their stupid nut commercials trying to milk tired Internet memes and pop culture references, including the honey badger.

• It's on the other side across the edge of the flat world. You know how the Texas globe is really just a plank with Texas and Not Texas? Flip it over. It's there in Jesus-Hating Camel-Riding Not Texas.

• I'd sub for some sourdough on that double ultimate and call it good!

• Dubai? What the sam hell part of Texas is that?

• is anyone besides me already tired of the honey badger.  Overplayed in less time than LMFAO song

• #3 - It seems many industries have gone the way of the Honey Badger.

• How is orange juice fast food? As as much fun as I like to make of the McDonald's and Subways of the world myself, my gawd, the tone in this post is such a condescending, holier-than-thou one. Oh well. I'm guilty of that tone myself. Taco Bell has set a precedent of doing whatever crazy shit they want to, and Burger King is well down that road too. I'll be happy once fast food companies get over their fascination with chipotle or other peppers being edgy. Quick true story--recently at the biggest mall in the world in Dubai, there were a good 3 to 4 dozen different quick meal options. The one with the longest line I saw? By far? McDonald's. Can't say I understood it, but it amused me.

• If I'm eating fast food anyways, I really don't care about trans fat, cholesterol or anything else that might be unhealthy for me. Because I'm eating fast food, I go in with my eyes wide open.

• You gotta hand it to Wendy's. They do a damn good job of finding rectangular cows for their burgers.

• If a jack in the box burger actually came out looking like that, it may actually be edible

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