P-nutty's: A Dallas Stoner's New Best Friend?

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It's Saturday morning, 2:30 a.m., and after a night of partying at Sfuzzi you find yourself on your couch, more stoned than a Snoop Dogg's bus driver, and in desperate need of a candy bar. Who you gonna call? P-Nutty's Snack Delivery Service.

The new Dallas-based home-delivery company recently launched its website, listing items categorized by sweet, salty, drinks and accessories. A Snickers bar, bag of Doritos, small box of Fruit Loops and a can of Coke will set you back $8.24, according to the website's shopping cart, including tax and a $3 delivery fee.

Fast food delivery is available as well, in case you're craving a Big Mac and unable to drive yourself. An escalating delivery fee that starts at $6 and increases with the value of your order is added to these deliveries.

Toilet paper, tampons and batteries for your vaporizer are available as well, but don't even think about anything illicit. The site clearly states they'll deliver anything but it's got to be legal.

The name for the site came from owner Brad Sullivan's dog P-nut, who tags along for some of the deliveries. I'm debating an order of steak from Nick and Sam's, a few jars of peanut butter and a box of dog treats to see if the mutt can keep his mug out of my eats.


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cp
cp

Beer! Will they bring me beer at 3am?

therrick
therrick

Man, this would have been awesome a few years back. As I've gotten older my need for a 3AM Reese's Peanut Butter Cup has diminished.

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Melody
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It's the Urban Fetch of the new millennium. They need to add milk, OJ, donuts and kids' birthday-presents to their list. Said the mom.

just sayin'
just sayin'

Dude, I need a bag of Funyons, 4 Heath bars, a Mcdouble, and one Swisher Sweet for my black friend. Stat.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano

A little peanut butter will keep a dog satisfied and occupied for a pretty long time.

TLS
TLS

I think this is a great idea and I wish the owners much success.  I don't see condoms or donuts on the menu.  For a fun evening, both are necessary.  

primi_timpano
primi_timpano

Hey, none of that reductio ad absurdum stuff business, especially concerning job creators loke the Lodge.  The Lodge is a prominent taxpaying member of our business community.  And we all know there is no sex in the champagne room.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano

I guess lighters, tin foil and cigarette papers are good to go.  On the way would they pick up a plain brown paper sack at a friend's house?

George
George

At least they do have OJ and donuts, and supposedly they'll deliver anything legal

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