Hanson's MmmHop IPA To Be Released Next Year, Other Boy Band Beers Sure To Follow

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Rolling Stone, NME, and other outlets have reported that zit-laden superstars Hanson are preparing to market their own beer early next year. Cleverly titled Mmmhop, the IPA promises to bring bitter beer face to horny teenage girls all over the country. The band thinks the move is a logical extension of the other products they've marketed including a board game, a record player and enough clothing to stock an Urban Outfitter.

While bands marketing booze is nothing new, this may be the first time beer has been branded by a musical persona built on youth. Leveraged by the IPA, their hit song Mmmbob was released when youngest member Zachary Walker was just twelve years old.

The move is sure to spur other child band beer campaigns. City of Ate's top ideas include The Jackson Five's I Want You Bock, and Kris Kross' Kris Koelsch. The German style beer would sport a backwards label and make you jump, jump.


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Hellooooo
Hellooooo

Pot-shot Scott. Nice try, dude. 

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

What about David Cassidy "Sweet Pale Ale", or the Twilight "Stout Lager", replete with some ole scag? 

JesseHughey
JesseHughey

Backstreet BockNew Kids' Old AleWhen he turns 21, Bieber BierNot exactly a boy band, but just as corporate and generic: Nickelback's Nickelbock.

Nic Rodriguez
Nic Rodriguez

New Kids on the Doppel BockO*Town O*atmeal StoutColor Me Badd Barley WineDru Hill HellesWestlife WitMenudo Malt Liquor

I ran out of boy bands before beer types.

Nick R.
Nick R.

New Kids on the Doppel Bock!! That is so good.

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