Dallas' Five Best Brunch Spots

jenn martin spera

OK, so you all know @ColemanDC:disqus is trolling you, don't you? and hitting up brunch at 2 pm is one of the ingredients for an awesome sundsy funday, can't disagree with that...

Coleman

no trolling here, just disgusted at the autistic sports crowd that has invaded this blog.

Sybils_Beaver

and we are disgusted with your poor use of handicap terms towards people you have never met.

Double Douche

Die. Please. Do us, the world, a favor and die.

DOUBLE DOUCHE!!!

Coleman

you're right, I'm a land whale! and you're not a moron!

Double Douche

I'm only going by what I do see on his Twiiter account that he has linked up to this account, but our dear snippy friend with the over inflated ego appears to be that of a hipster with his ears gauged to a ridiculous number. If I may stereotype, he appears to also be one of those who is a firm believer in the fact that he thinks he knows it all. Also, that his idea of a good time is more than likely sitting in a closet, lit only by candle, reading philosophy books. I would assume that when he drinks a bottled beer, he holds his pinky finger out because he is fact a woman.

SPLASH, COLEMAN!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL BE DOUBLE DOUCHED UNTIL YOU STEP OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND LOSE THE HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE.

Chuck G.

Coleman, you must eat 6 meals a day. All you talk about is brunch this, buffet that. You're obviously morbidly obese.

Coleman

oh boo hoo.

Observer is a gay dope smoking crowd, what the fuck!

Lee

Am not a breakfast food/brunch person, but the bubble & squeak at Jonathon's is my favorite new thing. I crave it everyday. With the brisket hash at Smoke, and the cocktails at Bolsa, the list is pretty good. I would include Parigi in place of Za Za.

NewsDog

My place. But that tends to be invitation only.

Rawlins

David Hickmott makes eating at Jonathon's twice the value. His attitude makes the atmosphere twice as good & it virtually guarantees that the food will be ideal & you'll squeal with delight all the way home like those piggies in that story. Ask for David & tip accordingly. This guy's a talented musician & we need to support the arts & make Dallas their affordable home town.

primi timpano

Waffle House has excellent and consistent chili and eggs.

primi timpano

Menudo? Huevos Rancheros? Caldo? Barbacoa tacos? Breakfast tacos? These are the real deal for a sat/sun brunch.

Sturms_Bloody_Rectum

Where is the greatness of Waffle House?

Hummmmmdinger

You're right buddy! I don't know of many places other than WH where you might actually find one of the staff member's "toofs" in your gravy. Bonu...snack for later! LOL!

primi timpano

I especially recommend the Waffle House on NW Highway for after 2:00AM brunches.

Annie Williams

Dish (Dragqueen Brunch), Blue Mesa (Mimosa's!), Sneaky Pete's (okay, it's in Lewsville, but still, it's awesome), Cafe Brazil - I would add those to The Grape as my top 5.

Coleman

Henk's European Deli has a really simple but great brunch on sundays. Best to go after 1pm though, to let the old people fresh out of church get finished stinking the place up with the smell of death.

Sybils_Beaver

brunch after 1 pm, isnt brunch at all, thats just plain ole lunchand boy you sure do paint your self into a very tiny demo. You hate old people and people that like sports, must be a pretty dull life you lead. How much did you pay that hooker to dress up in star wars garb emo boy

GusMitchem

Old people do suck, and for that matter kids are even worse. Pro sports fans are the biggest idiots on the planet but brunch after 1PM better be your second meal so therefore its not brunch

Double Douche

You can learn a lot from our elderly population. Sports fans are idiots? Good job at being small minded and labeling all sports fans as idiots. Just for that.....

SPLASH!!!!! YOU, SIR HAVE BEEN DOUBLE DOUCHED!!!!!!!!

Davy Crockett

Figured somebody of your ilk would want to look at my butt.

Coleman

better see a proctologist for that mean case of butthurt.

Davy Crockett

I thought your disorder was hipster douchebagism? Dick.

Coleman

I'm got this disorder, you see...it's called Post-Saturday Night Sleepy Time Blues, which prohibits me from waking up before noon on sundays.

Coleman

When you wake up at noon on sundays, 1pm is brunch time. And It's not that I hate old people and people that like sports, so much as I hate stuffy old people right out of church and douchebag fratboy morons who like sports and spread their unfunny shit to unrelated blogs.

Coleman

god, you people are idiots.

Double Douche

How did one application of douche not work?

SPLASH!!!!!! YOU'VE JUST BEEN DOUBLE DOUCHED!!!!!!

Get off the high horse you're on. It's a god forsaken blog. Nobody cares about your entitled little snippy opinions, just like you don't care for any.

Coleman

Gosh, you're so angry. Is it because you're not getting enough attention?

Davy Crockett

Talk about being butthurt, you elitist hypocrite.

Coleman

How did 1pm become 3pm all of a sudden?

Sybils_Beaver

eating brunch at 3 means you are eting hardened shit turd brunch items from 4 hrs ago. Enjoy

Coleman

look bud, I don't know what shit-turd suburban brunch location you go to, but I'm afraid we're going to have to agree to disagree.

Sybils_Beaver

no not really, most are served till 1, maybe 2 at the latest.

GusMitchem

You post on DO and you like church folk?

Coleman

Brunch menus are usually served until 3pm. Your argument is invalid.

Sybils_Beaver

hating on church folk too, you are on a roll.

Sybils_Beaver

whatever, but we deal in facts and here is a fact

Time of dayA meal is not usually considered brunch if it is started before 11 am; such meals would still be considered breakfast. Typically brunch is had between 11 am and 1 pm, close to lunch time but still before. Brunch is usually eaten in the late morning.[8]

Sybils_Beaver

worst.list.ever and i mean worse than any list whitt put together, yes even that damn QB list. Ozona and libertine for sure, and yes the londoner as Mcdoom stated on saturday mornings as well