Five Shirts To Buy After Your $85 Starbucks Coffee-Stained Shirt

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To celebrate its 40th year nuking our insides with caffeine, Starbucks has worked with designer Alexander Wang on an $85 T-shirt that looks like you spilled coffee all over it. NBC DFW reported yesterday that the shirts are available at Nordstrom's, or Starbucks obviously, where they'll throw in a real coffee to spill on your shirt if you throw in five dollars extra.

Not exactly a steal, but this fashion trend is fascinating. This morning, Hairpin picked up the story with a call to action that intrigued us: "Following this logic, what would be some other good T-shirts?"

Good question. On the other side, check out our ideas for more I-Spilled-Some-Shit-On-My-Shirt Fashions.



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1. The Way-More-Affordable-Coffee-Stained Shirt

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2. The Exploding-End-of-the-Microwaved-Hot-Pocket-Stained Shirt

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3. The I-Just-Opened-a-Tomato-Soup-Can Shirt

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4. Fuck, Why Do I Always Wear White to the Ballpark: The Shirt.

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5. Vomit on a shirt.

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kd rock
kd rock

what's next a bloody mess on the back of women's yoga pants with a tampon dangling from the back.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

I'm currently watching Citizen USA on HBO..don't know how they all become Americans ....but I'd bet money that Lee Greenwood would personally japslap any and all of em, if'n they purchased one of them there shirts..

Stay Hard, Amurica!!

PlanoDave
PlanoDave

I think that the inventor of this concept was actually Monica Lewinski.

ChrisU
ChrisU

a Dallas Observer T-shirt with strip club ads all over it.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

there was no creativity in creating this shirt. I hear they went to the kitchen at Pappadeaux's and took the undershirt of one of the cooks.

Sturms_Bloody_Rectum
Sturms_Bloody_Rectum

those shirts will be a big hit in Addison. Why stop there, how about some shorts, after four McD's breakfast burritos? Just say'n.

Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly

I'm surprised a dimwit like you would even watch that.  America = Country of Immigrants. FACT. 

DoubleOJoe
DoubleOJoe

Stain's the wrong color, though.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

If you have ever forgot to buy toilet paper, you've got a sock, under shirt, pair of boxers that have real stains on 'em.

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