"I Got Your Adult Lunchables Right Here" No Longer Just a Pick-Up Line.

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When I heard that Jell-O was marketing Jell-O Temptations, "The first Jell-O that's just for adults,"I thought that was pretty ridiculous. How do they even get porn into Jell-O packaging, let alone get the clearance to sell something like that in a Walmart?

But when I was searching for Jell-O Temptations in hopes of finding out just how adult a cup of Jell-O can be, I discovered something even better: Oscar Mayer's Adult Lunch Combos.

Their website describes the meal as "Can't-be-beat savory sandwiches filled with our deli meats and more, topped off with a crispy snack and an irresistible dessert."

Bet they're right too. Bet there's no way the savory sandwich in this box can be beaten. I bet there's nowhere else in the world that offers a better lunch product. This thing has it all: honey ham and Swiss, 100 calories of Ritz crackers and Jell-O Temptations. Mmmm. Adulty.

Check out the Oscar Mayer Honey Ham & Swiss Adult Lunch Combo unboxing after the jump. Spoiler alert: You're going to need new pants.


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8 comments
Anon
Anon

Wow! How ridiculously unfunny! Congrats!

CheeryBitch
CheeryBitch

You'd burn off those 100 calorie crackers just trying to break through that insane amount of excess packaging.

Montemalone
Montemalone

What? No scissors?How the hell you supposed to get that turd out the plastic?

TLS
TLS

Stop it.  You're making me hungry now.

littleloo
littleloo

A giant cat turd??  That is greatness!

foodbitch
foodbitch

Glorious. Film making at its absolute best.

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