We're Looking for the Best of the Wurst
Wurst runs in my family. You see, I wouldn't be here without it. In the early hours of a cold, very cold, Icelandic winter day, my grandfather, the great Hvatr Luster, returned home from a year and a half of copious Nazi-butt-kicking and name-taking and found himself hungry outside a butcher's shop in the outskirts of Reykjavík. The elder Luster, an imposing man of massive stature and muscle mass and used to getting his way, demanded entrance at once and to be served the hartwurst (salami for you English speakers) in the window.
Jonas M. Luster Please help us on our quest to find the best sausage makers and meat purveyors in Dallas.
A tiny, angry, Irish immigrant woman, however refused to hand it over. Food was short in those days, winter and war being complicit in this, and she'd rather part with her right leg, she stated, than hand over the wurst. And, to make a point, she bonked my grandfather on the noggin with it.
Hvatr, veteran of many a winning battle with German tanks, was knocked out cold. Thusly bested he did what any self-respecting Norse would do and married the woman who would become the first female master butcher in Sweden a decade later.
But even without this incident, sausage is truly a culinary wonder to me. The satisfying crunch of the casing, followed by an avalanche of juice and the gratifying finish of seasoned meat and fats. Nothing, not even the most elaborate dishes served in the world's most expensive restaurants, can top this.
Good butchers are hard to come by in these days of mega-mart prepackaged foods. Luckily we're in Dallas, the city that is to meat eaters what San Francisco is to vegans (another reason I moved here from the Left Coast). There's good wurst to be had in this town, I hear, so I am setting out to find and write about them -- partially for my own and, hopefully, your edification and future expanded meat market laundry list. With that, dear reader, please do let me know about your favorite sausage shops, real butchers and meat purveyors in the city and about. We have a great summer of meats ahead of us and it'd be a shame to waste it on mass-processed fare.