Woman Cries Over In-N-Out Burger. This is Getting Weird.

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Dallas Morning News
She needs double-double napkins.
Yes, it happened. Burger tears. Real ones.

While some twitter-ers are retina-bursting with In-N-Out hype rage, the folks down at the freshly opened Frisco location are busting in their shorts. Cheap Bastard Alice Laussade, who tweeted a photo of the tangled chaos outside the Frisco In-N-Out Location, saw a car in the lot with the words "In-N-Out or Bust" written on the rear window.

Over at The Dallas Morning News, they've got video of a particular fan letting the waterworks go over a nostalgic burger. "Pinch me, it doesn't feel real," the woman says.

Are the burgers that awesome? Honest to Betsy, we don't even know anymore. Make the jump for the DMN's full video.

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marshall
marshall

Not to offend anyone who stood in line over an hours waiting on the most recent Texas invasion, In and Out Burger joints no doubt will sprout over the DFW landscape like wild bushes, but when the truth gest out that these burgers are no better than our natives burgers, and simply, the burgers suck, sorry, but the fries as well, simply no taste was to be found, now the chocolate shake was decent, buy hey, how can one screw that up? While the recent intruder will no doubt hit the bottom line of some of the smaller burger joints, but I can name several burger joints from around the DFW metroplex that will have nothing to worry about.

Kurt_report
Kurt_report

Give her a break. She wasn't crying because she liked the burger so much. She cried because it brought her back to her childhood and who knows what events and memories she was thinking of. You all swear you have no emotions and nothing in your past means anything to you. Fucking snobs.

John_f_kenikdie
John_f_kenikdie

looks likes the worst meal ever.....more iq in the burger than in here brain

GayMedia
GayMedia

As a native Los Angeleno, I know they have good burgers and I just had one last night. I'm pretty sure, though, that I could find another burger in Texas that would be just fine. I would cry if I couldn't! (We all hate the idea of leaving this dillapidated state, and I'm taking a hard look at Texas myself... so maybe it was just that it tasted like "home".) 

longhorns
longhorns

I am so tired of hearing these transplants talk about how much the love cali and how great it is. Why are you here! Stop changing the unique texas culture with your soulless cali crap. Go home!

WC3
WC3

When Steak and Shake came to town a few years back accompanied by long lines, I'd never heard of them, but thought they might be worth checking out if the response was that great.  Never occurred to me to demean their devotees as stupid sheep.  Turned out I get what all the fuss was about, but we all like different things.  Funny how the most liberal, open-minded people can be so judgmental about the likes of others.

Qmob2
Qmob2

This is way beyond stupid!  If I were her I would hide my face for a long while.  

INO Can Lick My Cunt
INO Can Lick My Cunt

 INO hardly advertises, so the hype isn't a marketing ploy.  It's all word-of-mouth. That should speak volumes to an objective individual. A company that gets by on ONE product (since their fries blow) for 60-odd years with little to no marketing? Come on, get over yourselves and just LIKE the damned things.That should speak volumes to an objective individual. A company that gets by on ONE product (since their fries blow) for 60-odd years with little to no marketing? Come on, get over yourselves and just LIKE the damned things.

Cowtown
Cowtown

She needs a better vibrator.

Juhie
Juhie

Our whole culinary class burst into laughter as she said, "I'm CRYING again!" 

guest
guest

In N Out is awesome.   It's not the company's fault that they are over-hyped.  It should be appreciated for what it is: a very tasty meal with fresh ingredients at a reasonable price.  Furthermore, most Dallasites I have met have a very poor palette when it comes to food, both in terms of taste and quality. The popular thought seems to be: If it's not swimming in grease (Whataburger especially) or covered in some sort of cream/ranchero sauce (pretty much everything else from sushi to Mexican food) then it's not Texan and doesn't belong here.  Just be happy a strong business with a quality product decided to make it's product available to us. 

Marcy M
Marcy M

She definitely needs to get back on her meds. It's a HAMBURGER, people. And it's not as good as Five Guys or Scotty P's.

brittnicolem
brittnicolem

was actually at the camp out and i meet this girl and she was the most annoying person i have ever meet, every place a camera was, there she was, it was all for camera time

brittnicolem
brittnicolem

i was actually meet this girl and she was the most annoying person i have ever meet, every place a camera was, there she was, it was all for camera time

M
M

hmm the name smacks of dirtiness In & Out......... I 'll take Whataburger over and htis burger. Give me a real Texas burger not yuppie ville burgers

Heperd
Heperd

crazy shit like this happens all over town every week at places called churches.

Porker
Porker

She really puts the speed in fast food!

Vmossimo
Vmossimo

something must bein the meat.

Rayban
Rayban

An In-N-Out burger doesn't make you cry.. but on meth it does.

rcvard
rcvard

Just watched the DMN video. 1) Yes, she must be from California. 2) That guy that was the first in line, did he eat his burger and then puke all over his fries? Those things looked disgusting.

Noah W. Bailey
Noah W. Bailey

Did the first guy in line seriously thank Jesus for his burger?

"My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you have seen only one set of footprints, it was then that I was preparing your Animal Style 3x3 with Animal Fries and a Large Diet Coke."

Poppymann
Poppymann

America is now a nation of tasteless foodtards. YEars back it was the shitty Kripsy Kreme mess. Now it's tasteless cupcakes piled with a pound of crapulent "frosting." InNout is just another foodtard fad whereby the "experience" trumps the taste and quality of the food.

Hogarth
Hogarth

Bring back Burger Chef and I may shed a tear.

Guest
Guest

Is today judgement day or is it the 21st? Got some new blu-rays I gotta watch before then

kYle
kYle

I cried over a burger once. 3rd grade, I ran my mouth in the lunch line. Later, a 6th grader sucker punching me in the back of the head while I was enjoying the most over-hyped elementary school burger evah.

WCMason
WCMason

She just revisited a place from her childhood that brought back nostalgic memories. It wasn't a hamburger itself that prompted the emotion. It's often small things that trigger these kinds of responses, at least in the human world. Not surprising that the culture of Internet trolls know nothing of these human traits.

Mark A Dunn
Mark A Dunn

I would do this for a Whataburger about right now.

Craig
Craig

What kind of woman wears a baseball cap?

Jennyat817
Jennyat817

I love in n out...going tonight but promise ya'll I won't be crying about it!

Anon
Anon

i thought this was a new Apple store opening...

WC3
WC3

 That was picked up on a couple of decades ago when the trend in LA was to clip the first and last letters of burger on their bumper stickers, modifying it to read IN-N-OUT URGE.

WCMason
WCMason

Almost right. Jesus would never prepare a Diet Coke, being sinless and all.

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

Those sorts of things trigger emotional responses in emotionally unstable people.

Just sayin'.

craig
craig

Why does your wife wear a baseball cap?

Robyn
Robyn

There are NO BETTER Hamburgers than a WHATABURGER!!! OR Even a DQ Burger Come on Texans Get a Grip!!

WCMason
WCMason

And all this time I thought the sign of an emotionally unstable person was one who still used the phrase, "just sayin'."

Jason David May
Jason David May

Whataburger  is a straight up joke compared to in-n- out. You wont find better quality ingredients anywhere.

M
M

I agree Whatsburger is the real Texan burger not the in and out XD sounds dirtu in and out lol

Tears of Victory
Tears of Victory

Wrong. I lived in Dallas 9 years. Living in LA now for 11 years. In&Out is arguably cry-worthy. Over Whataburger by contrast I would never shed a tear.

guest
guest

Seriously, why is your wife wearing a baseball cap? 

savvysearch
savvysearch

Never ate whataburger, but looking at photos on the internet is not promising. Seriously? Texans are into grey meat?  

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