Fergie and Dr Pepper Cherry: Full Brazilian Smooth?

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Um...this.
We've seen this board on our way to work for a while now and every time we drive past we think, "So, The Ferg and Dr Pepper both shave their pubies?" "Dr Pepper Cherry and Fergie, now as amazingly smooth as a baby's bottom."

We're not the only ones who read the board this way. One of our moms agreed it's weird. How could Fergie's people let her do these ads? We bet will.i.am probably definitely said (Auto-Tuned), "Fergie -- that sounds kinda boom boom pow."

Here's the TV spot, featuring Count Chocula Fergie Ferg for Dr Pepper Cherry. Warning: Dr Pepper Cherry is apparently filled with knotted cherry stems. Which would make us vom, but Fergie seems to be into it. Because she's smooth?

So confused.

But, at least those ads made these dudes do this:

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brazilian body waxing

I allready pretty sure that a "soft" in some of the waxing and polishing the belt is a part of Fergie. 

Bryn_north
Bryn_north

who's doctor peppers agency?? they need a wake up call!!! terrible

lizterrain
lizterrain

Dallas Observer Editor: Alice, how can we get some much needed traffic to our subpar news site?

Alice: a shaved vagina ought to do it.

Dallas Observer Editor: Alice you get a promotion.

Ignorant Masses: Did you know that Dr. Pepper made Fergie shave her vag??

AdAge.com: Breaking News -- Fergie Shaves It All to Sell Out for Dr Pepper

The rest of the world: WTF?

liz
liz

why the HELL would you assume that "smooth" means that she shaves her vag??? HAHA you are retarded. There are countless possible meanings behind "smooth like me" and the LAST one I would think about would have to do with shaving my lady parts. I am saddened that you are a professional journalist and yet so incredibly stupid. It'd be one thing if you suggested that it was about this prepubescent fad, but you state it like there is no other possible meaning. I am even more saddened that AdAge linked this article and that today I get to feel dumber for reading it.

jamesnobles
jamesnobles

The parody with the two gay Australian dudes is not really that funny, couldn't they find a better parody video out there in YouTube land?

Ttttthebears
Ttttthebears

My word, the stuff that draws you peoples' ire is amazing. I think "smooth" here is implying "smooth operator." Perhaps it's a bit unoriginal (think Sade's song and persona); especially for a product that's supposedly original and unique. But to derive a shaved vaginal area reference from it says more about the collective you than it does either the ad/Dr. Pepper or Fergie.

Amber Emery
Amber Emery

I honestly thought that the woman on the billboard was Kirstie Alley.

bobby
bobby

I saw that billboard over the weekend. The photo of Fergie is so photoshopped I had no idea who the woman on the billboard was untill now. Her face has never been that "smooth".

Eam0061
Eam0061

It bothers me someone got paid a ton of cash to design it, and I am certain it was made on Kid Pix.

Merritt Martin
Merritt Martin

It's not sexy to me because every time I see that commercial, I think she's reaching in to get a hair out of her mouth.

Also, if she had really just shotgunned a DP, she would have some serious burping to do.

Coleman
Coleman

Fergie is fucking gross, and I'm tired companies trying to insist that she's some sort pants-pissing sex symbol.

stupidisasstupiddoes
stupidisasstupiddoes

Again, it would be super hard for someone to shave her vagina, being that particular lady-part is all on the inside.....

liz
liz

could not agree more. my thoughts exactly.

J
J

"That's the joke"

Coleman
Coleman

I'm pretty sure "smooth" implies some below-the-belt waxing and buffing on Fergie's part.

TLS
TLS

Nothing gets by you.

Sue
Sue

I drive past it all the time too and had no idea who it was.

Tttthebears
Tttthebears

A snarky reply. Wow. And from an Observer reader. Didn't see that one coming. Easier to snark and run rather than honestly engage.

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