Dear Taco Bell: If You Build The Taco Shell Made of Doritos, People Will Come

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A taco shell made entirely of Nacho Cheese Doritos? The memories will be so thick, we'll have to brush the crumbs from our faces.
Dear Taco Bell,

Don't keep this a secret. It needs to be out there. Surely, there's a lot on the line after the great meat fiasco of 2011, and this could save everything.

Why? Because people will come. People will come, Taco Bell. They'll pull into your drive-through for reasons they can't even fathom (or maybe just because they've been toking weed). "Of course, you can order the taco with a shell made of Nacho Cheese Doritos," you'll say, and people will pass over the money without even thinking about it.

Food Beast and Grub Grade are leaking details and menu options of a new "Doritos Loco Tacos." If the reporting is true, then it's a good world. We all want to live in a world where stoner food synergy is brought to life on a national scale. This is planet Earth, and we own it. We can make it whatever we want. We can stuff a taco inside another taco, and then stuff it in a pizza and then drizzle it with golden flavoring.

We can make this happen. As E.T. made the public crave Reese's Pieces, Taco Bell too can launch the greatest idiotic, non-Mexican food desire of all time. It'll be glorious, and there'll be lines rounding the block. Build it, and they will come.

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Smokey Problemson
Smokey Problemson

This is a really brilliant Doritos Loco Taco manifesto actually. I had heard whispers of a miracle brewing behind closed doors at the very top of the Yum! empire, but I wasn't ready to appreciate what Taco Bell was trying to do for us- for all of us. Now, after reading this, I find myself ready to embrace the Doritos Loco Tacos line of foodish products with my whole heart. I'm ready to let shimmering salty orange dust wash over my soul as I sink my teeth into hot, taco-meaty goodness and everything fades... to rainbows. Thank you Nick Rallo, thank you.. For everything.

storm_71
storm_71

I put some sour cream on my girl friends taco last night it was good.

Jpvfiu
Jpvfiu

I hate hard tacos...I might actually try this for fun. I had to try the "double-down" from KFC too.

Leon
Leon

This is why Pete will get beat up by a fat dude eating a Doritos taco

jamal
jamal

I think I'm ready for this.

La'Garrett
La'Garrett

your name is jamal, what do you know about tacos?

Jpvfiu
Jpvfiu

your name is La'Garrett.....ain't that the pot calling the kettle black? Where are YOU from??

Pete Freedman
Pete Freedman

This is why you're fat.

Sadiesox
Sadiesox

They're fat 'cause they order 4 of them at the same time :\

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