Get Piggy Wit It: 20 Slogans Better than Pork's New One

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Today the Associated Press regaled us with the news that the National Pork Board (right? Take your time with that one) announced its decision to replace its nearly 25-year-old slogan "The Other White Meat." Bold decision -- the old one's a brilliant slogan. It equates pork with the ubiquitous and innocuous chicken, with just a hint of edginess. If it ain't broke, right? Apparently not.

The new slogan? "Pork: Be Inspired."

Yes, someone was paid to come up with that.

The AP cited Ceci Snyder, the board's VP of marketing, as saying that the "white meat" slogan was geared toward showing pork's healthy side during years of higher beef consumption, as well as drawing in new consumers, whereas this inspirational effort would "take pork in a new direction." The new slogan is aimed at getting existing pork consumers more enthused about the meat, now that pork sales have flatlined. Pig pushing.

We here at City of Ate feel the new slogan falls right in the slop bucket. We got inspired by the board's massive porkbelly-flop, though, and offer these more effective taglines:

Trichinosis: The Threat is Overblown.

Defeat the Big Bad Wolf of Hunger... with Pork.

Pork Your Hunger.

When Pigs Lie...On Your Plate.

Pork: Jesus Said It Was OK.

It's Time for a Pork.

You Can't Fake a Good Porking

Have Pork, Will Travel.

Knife and Pork

Life: Where There is Never a Porking Fee

Be Thinner Than Your Dinner. Eat Pork.

Everybody Porks.

Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Pork Begins.

Pork: It's Forkin' Delicious

Pork: Nice to Meat You

Pork: Feast Your Eyes on This Meat

We're on our way we're making it...PIG TIME! (Thanks, Peter Gabriel.)

Bacon. I mean, fucking BACON. Right?

Pork: Because Animal Farm Sucked Anyway.

Pork: So Much Better Than Getting an Abortion in Texas


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11 comments
BB
BB

pork: the other pulled white meat...

*I think I stole that from some hole in the wall bbq place

Dallas Diner
Dallas Diner

"What's the point of being Christian if you don't eat pig?"

TLS
TLS

Stick a Pork in it. It's yum!

Clancey
Clancey

Pork Sausage: More snouts to the ounce!

Pork: No kin to them things at McDonald's!

anonymous
anonymous

Another DPD cop brutality story? Or is that their Mascot?

ChrisU
ChrisU

may the Pork be with you

nimbusthegreat
nimbusthegreat

Everybody porks, sometimes (as sung by mike stipe)

slewfoot
slewfoot

Like your sister. Eh twinkwillow?

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