Breaking News: Fat Ho Sighting in Waco

We'd like to take a moment to personally thank you, Lakita Evans, owner of Fat Ho Burgers in Waco, for exponentially increasing the number of times reporters have to say "ho" in print and on the news right now.

This is a glorious time for hos of all kinds. Supa dupa fly hos, the feared-but-famous supa dupa fly hos with cheese, tiny fat ho's and of course, everyone's favorite: the sloppy ho.

Here's a fantastic clip, full of ho, from DFW's Fox 4 News:

You gotta love how those good ol' Waco boys are trying to avoid saying, "ho" by just ordering their food by combo number. "Uh... I'll have the (clears throat) number one."

And Poor Dionne Anglin. You can actually hear the hurt in her reporter voice when she says, "pimpin' grilled favorites."

For all you cheap ho's, fear not, Fat Ho Burgers has a dollar menu. And while the hamburger helper that's on it might be tempting, if you pass on the chance to order a tiny fat ho, we're not really sure why you came here in the first place.

When asked about the name of her restaurant, Fat Ho Burgers owner Lakita Evans says, "Somebody's got to keep their sense of humor around here." And you know what, Lakita, we think you're exactly right. We eagerly look forward to the franchise.


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Charli_ferrell
Charli_ferrell

Does she make a chicken ho burger? She needs a page on fb.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Some fam just moved down there..after I sneak by George's to drink my beera and eat the best dang foodstuff in the great state of Texas (crazywings) I too will head by Ho-burgers for a photo op, ho-burger and maybe a scoop of helper.

J
J

I'm driving to Waco just for this.

HolySheets
HolySheets

ive drank one once but never eatin one.superman a ho.

twinwillow
twinwillow

LMAO! Gotta stop there on my next trip to Austin!

Damien Snavely
Damien Snavely

I dunno... that girl that got the Sloppy ho Looked pretty good to me... Waco is a bit far to go for a burger, but maybe just for the photo op it would be a fun road trip

No
No

This is sad, not funny.

o.k. then
o.k. then

yes, but what is a life without sadness?

Jcextra
Jcextra

I guess they gonna have to do a TEXAS HO DOWN burger, but it would be more like a COMBO MEAL around the holidays, lol

Brownlaura40
Brownlaura40

I think that it is absolutely hillarious we need something to make the world smile and give us a break from the daILY STRESSES of life you go ho's

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