You'll Need to Trenta-Stomach: What Else Starbucks' New Cup Can Hold
Categories: Conspicuous Consumption, Lists
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| Via Cockeyed.com |
This led City of Ate to wonder, what the hell else can you fit in Starbucks Trenta? Bacon? A high-heel shoe? Lots of Lil' Smokies? Yes, maybe, and sure you can! Thus, we present a list: 12 things you can fit comfortably inside the new Trenta cup at Starbucks. By the way, Starbucks, Trenta kinda sounds like a planet in the Star Wars universe.
1. 2 Packages of Bacon, or 28 Slices
Perfect transport system for your camping trip in the wild.
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2. 1 1/2 Packages of Lil' Smokies, or 75 Lil' Smokies
Need a new appetizer? Just fill a Trenta with Lil' Smokies and place under a warm lamp!
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| The Trenta can support roughly 75 Lil' Smokies. |
3. 2 1/2 Beers
Think of all the drunk movie theater moments you've missed out on without the Trenta.
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4. Double Car Bomb: Two bottles of Guinness, two shots of Jameson Irish Whiskey and two shots of Baileys Irish Cream
The Trenta's party potential is explosive, in more ways than one.
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5. 1.32 Four Lokos
OK, maybe this isn't that impressive. One Four Loko, though, is one too many.
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6. 1/2 a 12 oz. Bag of Doritos
Eating a Trenta cup full of Doritos also increases your risk of orange Doritos fingers.
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| Just tip head, and pour into mouth! |
7. A pair of adult ballet slippers and a pair of tights...or a pair of gym shorts
No need for a gym bag when you've got your Trenta. Keeps your sweat towel from funking up the car on the ride home as well.
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8. An entire bag of cotton balls (or cotton swabs)
Open up that straw hole and you got yourself a recycled bathroom dispenser.
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9. 45 ballpoint pens
You'll never be without a writing utensil when a potential date seems impressed by your straw sucking ability.
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10. Two pints of Ben & Jerry's
A pre-emptive strike: Pack that shit in so you don't have to weep in self-loathing when you open the second container.
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11. A fifth (and 1/5) of whiskey
"No, friendly arena employee, this is just iced tea. I swear. GO FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM!"
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| Cracked |
| Careful, after a fifth and 1/5th. You might do this. |
12. 31 ounces of your own urine
Who needs to pull over when you can feel confident the Trenta will contain twice the volume of an average human bladder filled to capacity?
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| Relax, it's just Mountain Dew. |
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