Monday's Unverified Fact About Philadelphia

• Charles nelson riley, Paul Lynde yada yada.. unfortunately this eagle fan doesnt see much hope this weekend and dallas dude scrapple is HORRIBLE its a punishment not a food.

• Dorothy Kilgallen and the inimitable Bennett Cerf of the "What's My Line" fame. I wasn't alive then, but these people took themselves extremely serious. Kilgallen loved to bash Sinatra, the mafia, and wax wonders of possible UFOs. One of my favorite Sinatra quotes was "If you happen to run into Dorothy Kilgallen, be sure you're in your car." She died mysteriously soon after. I like scrapple.

• Kitty Carlisle

• My mind often labors to produce nothing, TLS. And now, thanks to you, I'm having 70s game show flashbacks. Geez--Brett Somers, Rip Taylor, Richard Dawson...

• Dave, As my dad would often tell us little kids, "Your mind has labored to produce NOTHING!" (Make sure you say "nothing" with much fanfare, as if you were Bob Barker introducing a BRAND NEW CAR!)

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