Friday's Unverified Fact About New Orleans
Because he is allergic to nutria, Saints running back Reggie Bush dines on faux nutria at team meals. Although it's smaller and less meaty, he says the faux stuff tastes pretty good.*
*Source: A man who was tossed from Wilonsky's office told us the story. The man also claims to have uncovered a plot to instill the core ideals of socialism in America's kids by posting messages such as "share and share alike" on cereal boxes, in grade schools and (most audaciously) Bible study programs.