Dallas Blog

As far as the menu goes, we generally like the 8-step "Build-Your-Own-Johnson" option--we're dudes, after all, and we like to build stuff--but there are plenty of scripted sandwiches that will also serve you well, from steaming options like the "Hot Harley" (with roast beef, provolone and Tabasco) to cold options like the "Vinnie J" ( featuring ham, bologna, salami and pepperoncinis).
 

Several members of the Dallas Observer editorial staff have their own standing order on file here because, unlike Subway, Which Wich? and Great American Hero, P.D. Johnson's delivers. They'll even bring you a damn hot dog. And while it's no Big D's Dog (R.I.P.), it's hard to complain about quality when you're lying shirtless on your couch, devouring a 7 inch, all beef wiener (what?) like a drunken David Hasselhoff.

However, you must physically visit P.D. Johnson's to bask in one of their more abundant resources: young West Village women in pajamas or workout attire. Maybe a P.D. Johnson's sandwich is the perfect post-workout meal, or maybe these comely young babes just don't want to get Spicy Johnson juice on their school clothes, but either way, you will almost always encounter a small pack of them when dining here, so be warned.