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Jerry Wipes: Now On Sale
September 13, 2012 in Unfair Park
It nearly broke the internet last week when, during the Cowboys-Giants game, cameras caught what appeared to be Jerry Jones' manservant dutifully cleaning his boss' glasses. The manservant turned out...
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Lawsuit Calls Barking Dog Avi Adelman a "Neighborhood Terrorist" in Wal-Mart Fight
September 13, 2012 in Unfair Park
AdelmanNeighborhood blogger and professional shit-disturber Avi Adelman is not happy with the Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market being built at the former site of Whole Foods on Greenville Avenue, right across the...
Kimberly McCarthy, Lancaster Woman Convicted of Murdering Neighbor For Crack Money, Set to Die Jan. 29
September 13, 2012 in Unfair Park
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Yes, There Was a Dancing Kidney Bean in Front of City Hall Today
September 12, 2012 in Unfair Park
Shawn P. Williams Sure, you could build elaborate shade structures and host impromptu lunch parties to enliven the City Hall plaza, or you could just invite a giant, dancing kidney bean....
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Rick Perry Blames Ambassador's Death on Obama, Uses it to Shill for Romney
September 12, 2012 in Unfair Park
It's been all of 24 hours since Christopher Stephens, the U.S. Ambassador to Libya, was killed along with three others in an attack by an mob angered by a film...
North Texas is Angling for a Light Rail Manufacturing Plant (Translation: Jobs!)
September 12, 2012 in Unfair Park
Sigh. Glenn Beck is Returning to Your Television Set
September 12, 2012 in Unfair Park
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Here's the Recycling Ad That Was Deemed Way Too Racy for Plano
We Apologize in Advance for This Particular Item
September 12, 2012 in Unfair Park
The ad above was intended to go on every electric bill in the city of Plano, part of a marketing campaign that would be "bold and memorable," Sustainability and Environmental...
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Watch Dallas Astronomer's Video of Something Exploding On Jupiter
September 12, 2012 in Unfair Park
George Hall's 10-year-old, high-powered telescope was trained on Jupiter at 6:35 a.m. on Monday when it caught a brief flash of something lighting up Jupiter's surface. Hall didn't actually see...
Sean Peyton is Coaching His Son's Football Team in Argyle, and It's Dominating
September 12, 2012 in Unfair Park
Wolfgang Puck's Dallas Catering Employees Are Drunken, Tobacco-Chewing Thiefs, Lawsuit Claims
September 11, 2012 in Unfair Park
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UNT's Education Dean is the Foremost Expert on Why Girls Throw Like Such Girls
September 11, 2012 in Unfair Park
sydrified.blogspot.comOf course, not everything can be explained away through genetics.Saying someone throws like a girl is not generally acceptable, at least in the age of Title IX and political correctness....
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U.S. House Gives North Texas Municipal Water District the OK to Import Zebra Mussels Into Texas
September 11, 2012 in Unfair Park
Three years after it stopped pumping from Lake Texoma, the North Texas Municipal Water District's pipeline is covered in zebra mussels.The North Texas Municipal Water District, which serves 1.6 million...
Rules Schmules: DART Still Looking to Sell the Naming Rights to its Stations
September 11, 2012 in Unfair Park
Shania Gray's Accused Rapist Says the Demons Made Him Kill Her (Right Before She Testified)
September 11, 2012 in Unfair Park
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Dallas Police Officer Fatally Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun
September 11, 2012 in Unfair Park
Dallas Police Chief David Brown sent word yesterday evening that Christopher Pasley, a five-year veteran of the Dallas Police Department died yesterday "as a result of an apparent accidental discharge...
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The West Nile Flood Has Slowed to a Trickle, But Health Officials Say Threat Hasn't Passed
September 10, 2012 in Unfair Park
There are fewer West Nile-carrying mosquitoes, but the threat hasn't yet passed.Dallas was already having its worst-ever year for West Nile at the end of July, but things were only...
For Four Days This Month, Knox Will Become Dallas' First "Complete Street"
September 10, 2012 in Unfair Park
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As Council Splits $329,000 Windfall, Mayor Rawlings Tells You Why Dallas' Pools Suck
September 10, 2012 in Unfair Park
Now, all Dallas pools will be open five days per week.The Dallas City Council is meeting this morning to decide how it wants to divide a last-minute, $329,000 windfall...
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Friends of Brianna Gardner, the 22-Year-Old Murdered in a Chicago Hotel, Want Justice
September 10, 2012 in Unfair Park
gopetition.comBrianna GardnerIt's been nearly a month since the housekeeping staff of an upscale Chicago hotel discovered the body of Brianna Gardner, a 22-year-old Dallas woman who had been fatally shot...
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Cotton Belt Regional Rail Project Now Has Someone Who Wants to Pay For It
September 10, 2012 in Unfair Park
DARTFor a few years now, DART and its neighboring transit agencies have been drafting plans for the Cotton Belt Corridor project, a 62-mile passenger rail line that will, if things...
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In the Wake of Texas Baby Theft, the FBI Declares Infant Abductions a "Violent Trend"
September 10, 2012 in Unfair Park
Verna McClain was charged with capital murder after allegedly kidnapping a 3-day-old infant in Texas.On an otherwise ordinary April afternoon, 30-year-old nurse Verna McClain walked up to Kala Golden in...
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Forbes Proves it With Science: Cowboys Have the Best Fans
September 07, 2012 in Unfair Park
dallascowboys.comWith the start of the NFL season this week, Forbes has been in something of a football-list-making frenzy. We were reminded, for example, that Drew Brees is the league's highest-paid...
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Someone Accidentally Called in a Bomb Threat to the Census Bureau's Dallas Office Yesterday
September 07, 2012 in Unfair Park
Census takers probably aren't the most beloved people in the country, tasked as they are with knocking on strangers' doors and asking probing questions like How many people live in...
Feds Say Ex-Lover's Boyfriend Called in Bomb Threat That Grounded DFW-Bound Flight
September 07, 2012 in Unfair Park
