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Sex Ed the Alice Way: Four Tips for Keeping Your Teenage Daughter Boner-Free
May 22, 2013 in The Mixmaster
Katy Perry used headgear to make a statement, but for most girls the only thing headgear says is "Vagina closed until further notice." It says it in a British accent,...
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Hypnotic Donuts Offers BYOB Bingo
May 16, 2013 in City of Ate
Doughnuts + bingo + booze = yes. James St. Peter obviously needs more friends. This has to be the real reason he decided to start having Bingo Night every other Wednesday...
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A Pregnant Lady's Etiquette Tips for Pregnants
May 15, 2013 in The Mixmaster
Welcome to Alice Column, in which Alice Laussade writes stories about things on (roughly) the same day of (roughly) every week, making it (roughly) a column. Got an idea for...
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Baby Fashion Is Out of Control
May 14, 2013 in The Mixmaster
neimanmarcus.com$195 is not too much for shoes for someone who can't walk and doesn't know what the word "shoe" means.If you're a new parent, of course you want the best...
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Huggies Has Developed an App That Tells You When Your Kid's Diaper is Wet
May 10, 2013 in The Mixmaster
adweek.comHuggies TweetPee needs to be a thing in America. We need it.Information: There's a Huggies App that sends you a tweet whenever your kid pees in his diaper. Adweek tells...
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Balls, Boobz, and Potatoes: The Cheap Bastard's Iron Fork Recap
May 09, 2013 in City of Ate
Alice LaussadeChef Scott Romano food fights with chef Matt McCallister at Iron Fork 2013.Last night at Iron Fork, a bunch of hipster food people got together and ate food at...
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In Search of Valley Ranch's "Urban Sophisticates"
May 08, 2013 in The Mixmaster
Alice LaussadeThe News offers this coffee shop among Valley Ranch's urban treasures.Welcome to Alice Column, in which Alice Laussade writes stories about things on (roughly) the same day of (roughly)...
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Spoon Opens for Lunch and Brunch Beginning May 12, and Chef John Tesar Promises to French My Mom
May 03, 2013 in City of Ate
Lori BandiJohn Tesar: You can look, moms, but keep your mitts to yourselves.Two highly important pieces of information for you: 1) May 12 is Mother's Day. Get it tattooed on...
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Scientific Poll Results Prove: May Is National Barbecue Month.
Announcements of the Food Kind
May 02, 2013 in City of Ate
Nicholas McWhirterWe asked you which National Food Month should be May's Official National Food Month, and your answer was loud and clear. While you made jokes in the comments section about...
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Burger King Offers Delivery In Houston. Not in Dallas. Screw You, King of Burgers.
May 02, 2013 in City of Ate
If you're gonna do drug or booze stuff this weekend, do it in Houston, where Burger King is now offering burger delivery. Houstonites can order a Delivery Deal that's 10...
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The Charmin Bears Must Die
May 01, 2013 in The Mixmaster
Welcome to Alice Column, in which Alice Laussade writes stories about things on (roughly) the same day of (roughly) every week, making it (roughly) a column. Got an idea for...
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The Best Placenta Recipes on the Internet!
May 01, 2013 in City of Ate
TumblrDear Reader: Before you load up to fire off a comment about this post on our food blog, just stare at this picture and count to 10.I'm currently building a...
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Poll: What Food Thing Should We Celebrate in May?
April 30, 2013 in City of Ate
WikipediaLook, as green things go, asparagus deserves more respect than, say, Brussels sprouts. But a whole month?OK, this national food holiday thing is officially out of control. The Internet tells...
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Dallas' Lady Mosquitos Are a Buncha Bitches
April 24, 2013 in The Mixmaster
Welcome to Alice Column, in which Alice Laussade writes stories about things on (roughly) the same day of (roughly) every week, making it (roughly) a column. Got an idea for...
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With Mot Hai Ba, Jeana Johnson and Colleen O'Hare Continue Their Plan of World Domination
April 23, 2013 in City of Ate
Alice LaussadeMot Hai Ba storefront, caption: Mot Hai Ba, 6047 Lewis St., right next to the Texaco.Jeana Johnson and Colleen O'Hare are opening a new Vietnamese restaurant named Mot Hai...
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Seven Cheese Things That Must Really Annoy Good Cheese
April 19, 2013 in City of Ate
bonappetit.comAmerican Cheese is a disgrace to cheese. If I were Actual Cheese, I'd be super annoyed by all the cheese poseurs in the grocery store these days. I bet Actual Cheese...
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My Lady Parts and I Have a Few Questions for the Makers of Bic For Her Pens
April 17, 2013 in The Mixmaster
"My very own pen! What's next, the right to vote????"Welcome to Alice Column, in which Alice Laussade writes stories about things on (roughly) the same day of (roughly) every week,...
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Eater Asked Hypnotic Donuts to Invent a Burger. And There's no Doughnut on It. WHY?!?!
April 15, 2013 in City of Ate
Hypnotic Donuts made a burger. Forgot to add doughnuts. This saddens me. So, Eater Dallas asked Hypnotic Donuts to invent a burger that they'd serve for Eater's Burger Week. Awesome. The...
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Six Things to Leave Off Your Baby Registry, Unless You Want to Raise a Weirdo
April 12, 2013 in The Mixmaster
Unless your baby plays women's volleyball ... no.Welcome to Alice Column, in which Alice Laussade writes stories about things on (roughly) the same day of (roughly) every week, making it...
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First Look: Slow Bone BBQ
April 11, 2013 in City of Ate
Meats and a hush puppy = happiness. Jack Perkins' new BBQstaurant, Slow Bone, will ("hopefully") be open this Tuesday. I pretended not to know how time works and I went for...
Henry's Ice Cream: Yes. This.
April 05, 2013 in City of Ate
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Oh, Michaels, How I Love Your Crafty, Beautiful Piles O' Crap
March 29, 2013 in The Mixmaster
prisonersfamiliesvoices.blogspot.comBetween writing profanity laced blog posts, Alice relaxes with crafts. No, we don't know why those are boobs, and we're a little afraid to ask.Welcome to Alice Column, in which...
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The Box: Tesar Tesars the Crap Out of The Box
March 28, 2013 in City of Ate
Nick RalloWelcome to the return of City of Ate's The Box. Somehow, we got Spoon Bar & Kitchen's The Mr. Chef John Tesar to agree to take our The Box...
Deep Fry Masters. It's a Show About Deep Frying Things. They Want You to Fry Things.
March 28, 2013 in City of Ate
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Don't Mess With Big Tex. Give Bill Bragg His Contract Back.
March 28, 2013 in The Mixmaster
Alice LaussadeChange your profile pic now! The Great State Fair of Texas has chosen not to renew Bill Bragg's contract. You might know him as BIG TEX'S FREAKING VOICE. They say they're...
